I know while reading this you guys are wondering like 'Oh God ! This guy is again writing one more shitty article. But why?' Congrats my friends you guys are not alone. Sometimes even me in my sober moments think like this (Which mostly lasts just for 2-3 seconds before insanity again grabs me by my dick and shakes me awake.) But for last few days I was having these sanity attacks quite often, mainly because everytime I wrote these articles this chaos took place in my day to day life
In Office XYZ B***h - "Boss ! How you can give this serious project to Naresh?? This guy is crazy, he writes dick articles online, how you even consider him sane enough to work here?"
Great Boss "Is that bad enough?"
XYZ B***h "In his dick-head articles he calls me 'XYZ B***h' and calls you 'Great Boss'. . . . . . . "
Boss(pleased) "How is that bad? Focus on your work."
(Moral:- Saving my ass nicely here, You can't write bad about boss even in a stupid articles. No one can) Ok nothing bad took place here, Not even when after this talk XYZ B***h was passing by me and I did a small victory dance waving my dick in air, but offices are boring like this everywhere. But wait before you read what happened in my village(OH NO)
In village ABC B***h - "Saheb ! How we can tolerate this stupid guy Naresh?? This guy is crazy, he writes dick articles online, how you even consider him sane enough to stay in this village?"
Great Village Head "Cut his dick in 3 parts, feed two parts to dogs and one part to crows?"
ABC B***h "In his dick-head articles he calls me 'ABC B***h' and calls you 'Great Village Head'. . . . . . . "
Village Head (pleased) "Kill the crows, kill the dogs but don't touch his dong"
(Moral:- Saving my ass nicely again here, You can't write bad even about village heads in a stupid article. Two guys already tried and lost their dong for breakfast of dogs and lunch of crows) Ok nothing bad took place even here, Not even when after this talk ABC B***h was passing by me and I spanked him and wolf whistled
By these examples I'm not trying to prove that I can loose my job or dong because of these articles, No.
What I'm trying to prove is that those guys that know me personally might start judging me on behalf of these articles and that might cause problems. Like in real life I don't want my Boss, Village Head, Xyz and Abc B***h to think I am just a loony guy that write these articles because
A.) I don't take my work and life seriously.
B.) I'm just crazy, insane or dick waving guy that is out of his mind most of time.
But I'm not like that. I do wave my dick around but not that often.(again a joke)
And I'm as serious about my life and work as your grand pa is/was.
But hey psycho why you write these nonsense articles then?
Because that's called venting emotions and being artistic about it. Like instead of saying there was a great rush in train today I'm just saying my balls just got crushed today because it was crowded and a fat lady hit me in groin area with her fat butt. I'm not saying I'm Da Vinci and all that, what I'm saying is I'm just trying to describe my mundane day to day life with more stupid dick jokes that you only use when you are drunk or cursing your co workers. And if you guys still did'nt get it. . . . .just wait. . . .I feel like grabbing my nuts. . . .now where were we?? Forget it.