I reached bus stop. Saw one beautiful girl standing under her umbrella, slapped her and snatched it from her and now I was under that umbrella. She was crying for mercy under hot Sun (Reached bus stop. Saw one beautiful girl standing under her umbrella, started to leer, she uttered an audible 'jerk'. I was sweating under a hot sun. )
Finally bus came. A stampede ensued. Everybody tried to get in the bus, kicking and punching others. I lifted two guys at once and threw them at pavement and started beating my chest with closed fists. Everybody ran away to escape my fury. I entered the bus like a badass hero.
( Finally bus came. A stampede ensued. Everybody tried to get in the bus, kicking and punching others. Someone hit me on the eye. I entered bus in the last with a black eye. )
It was a jam packed bus. Not even a single seat was vacant. I again started beating my chest with closed fists. People became terrified and ran to the back of the bus. I sat on seat of my choice. (It was a jam packed bus. Not even a single seat was vacant. I somehow got space to stand on one leg, in between a sweaty man and a fat lady. Suffocating and gasping for air. Suddenly that sweaty guy started farting in slow and soundless busts. And that fat lady started hurting me with her huge booty, hiting me here and there and breaking few small bones and a huge boner. I was feeling like what Iraq felt when America hit Iraq like that farting guy, All helpless and under mercy of that huge American booty.)
Finally my stop came and I stepped down like a badass cowboy. And thus my beautiful journey ended. (Finally my stop came and just when I was stepping down the bus it started moving. My left leg was still inside the bus and right on the road below when someone kicked my ass and I fell forward on the road face first, spinning around like beyblade. And thus my beautiful journey ended.)