Mango man, power cuts, mosquitoes and Banana republic
Yeah. . . .Again it happened, I'm delighted.
Just when our family was about to dine, electricity board sensed perfect time for a powercut.
And all light bulbs, tubes went dead just like that, like a super old guest that can't control his pee power and in middle of a serious talk he pee on your guest room sofa just like that.
But you may ask why you are happy you moron?
Well I got my reasons unlike bollywood that produces one stupid mindless movie after another and still talk about their good 'script' like Einstein talked about relativity day and night(but obviously with less originality then bollywood talks about its 'good scripts').
And I swear to God any fourth grade student can understand relativity but even Einstein would have found himself helpless with bollywood scripts.
And this reason is more about romance then how our electricity board sucks, which it does so proudly that none can beat it.
The reason is we guys have candle lit dinner every night, and now as a die hard romantic would knows worth of a candle lit dinner, you guys will understand my pleasure.
Day after day for seven days in a week, 30 days in a month, 365 days in a year(366 days after every four years) we have candle lit dinner.
Our village is like france in middle of nowhere, when it comes to romance.
And when night progresses and its bed time mosquitoes come out from every corner of room like on 14 feb. cupid comes out of everywhere.
I consider mosquitoes physical incarnation of cupid, all night long they sing their sweet songs in your ears and every now and then give you a love bite.
Malaria, dengue are proofs of their selfless service.
So I'm damn happy and I here would like to thank a few guys for making me so damn f**king happy.
Thanks to electricity board for daily 5 hours of interrupted power suppy in which we can realize we are living in 2012 and are fortunate villagers of a future super power. Thanks to mosquitoes for their music far better than bollywood item numbers. Thanks to electricity board for sending that huge electricity bill for their superb services. thats all.
Oh ! sorry, forgot to thanks mosquitoes for all their love bites and malaria, dengue etc. etc.