I know most of citizen's hardly know their neighbours and hardly care if one of them killed his wife and dug her grave in your backyard. But my friend villages are not like that, here neighbours and you know perfectly well about that grave, and when he is finished covering that grave if you are a villager you would reach that as*hole and let him know
"Nice job fella ! Am planning the same thing myself, just keep your backyard ready."
What I am trying to prove here is we villagers know each of our neighbours by their name,face and their wives booty not that we are all wife murderers that use each others backyards like graveyard.
And unlike in a city where only your family and your dog knows whats your name and what an as*hole you are, in villages people even know the smell of your fart and can tell from it what you ate last night.
Point is if you stay in such society your each and every action will be judged and your image will be decided by an entire village. "LIKE I CARE.HUH.HUH??" Bravo you brave man, So you don't care what an entire village is saying, You sir are John Rambo's right testis. But wait before you become all happy about it and try to kiss your left counterpart. Its a freaky village I'm talking about. It won't let you live your life peacefuly until you accept its rules and live as a good guy according to it, and by the way its no fun being a hairy testis who cares if its attached to John Rambo or your wife.
So you have now decided you want to be a good guy. Hmmm. . . .its not that easy but hey I'm here to help you. . . . .your messiah. .your saviour. .ahhmm sorry got carried away a bit. Here are 5 steps fast and simple for that.
1. Don't drink.(water consumption allowed) 2. Don't smoke 3. F*ck daily but only your own wife. 4. Keep your nose clean. 5. After cleaning your nose wash hands Thats all.
Though sad part is sometimes even these 5 steps don't work. For those conditions do what I did, and became the ultimate good guy of my village. But beware this 'ritual' is for guys with strong heart and stable B.P. ,3 youth had nervous breakdown trying to do that.
Reach village meeting place where all village heads and village elders meet. Lit a cigar. Oper your wine bottle and start drinking and smoking. If they still ignore you 'TIME FOR PLAN B'
Unzip your pant pull out your DONG and start waving it around. Still not noticing Start striking them on head with it. And start shouting out loud "I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOU ALL OR THIS SILLY VILLAGE. LET ME LIVE MY LIFE."
And now I'm called best guy in my village. Try it yourself sometimes.